… but you can’t have any, they’re all mine! Um, if that’s okay.

Everypony wants to know about the goggles. You might not want to look at this one, by the way. It’s not as adorable as the others.

(( If anyone knows a better way to handle animated .GIF images, I’m all ears. ))

And I’m certainly not about to fire a high-powered laser at the moon.

Nope. That’d just be silly. Heheheheh…

Captain Clamor yelled at me. Again. Last week.

Also, there’s just no way I could find time to fight every pony in a parka. You understand, I hope. Besides, there’s animals in that park…

Dealing with troublesome bunnies is easy. You just have to follow these simple steps!

The molecules may have, umm, shifted a bit during the trans-matter event. But it’s not about making money, it’s about taking money! And the flowers are sooooo pretty.

(( I’m trying something a bit different with the eyes from front view. Still not sure it was successful. ))

I’m multi-tasking! I don’t know why anypony would want to see little old me wearing goggles while drinking juice, though …

… maybe we could just skip the ransom and call it even?

Goodness, so many ponies asked me this! I also have a DVM. Oh—but I wouldn’t want to sound like I’m bragging or anything …

Eep!

It’s really about standards, you know.