Freeze Ray Parody Lyrics Contest — Winners’ Lyrics

As promised, here are the lyrics for the second and third place winners! (you guys still need to tell me what you want your commissions to be, by the way. :D ) I’m keeping the first place lyrics (by Jqlgirl aka BlizzardBreeze) under wraps for now, as work is currently in production on the song itself.

2nd place entry, by Eleven Doctors Adventures:

Flying school, such a pain

Flapping wings, tumbling

She’s so cool, rainbow mane

Try to speak, mumbling

With my Freeze Ray I will stop the world

With my Freeze Ray I will

Find the time to find the words to

Tell you how, how you make

Make me feel, what’s the phrase?

Like a foal, kinda sick

Special needs, anyways

With my Freeze Ray I will stop the pain   

I don’t need chocolates or an ice cream

That’s all Pony Joe

I just think you need time to know

That I can stand up for myself

I’ll be the one with all the wealth

Equestria will fall to us

And I’ll prove I’m no wuss

That’s the plan: Rule the world

You and me, any day

Love your mane

“What?”

“Oh, no, I, um, nevermind.”

Anyway

With my Freeze Ray I will stop


3rd place entry, by Gaian Luck:

Shopping day, see you out

Cyan wings, fluttering

Wanna say, love your coat

here I go.. sputtering

With my sweet ray I will shock the world

With sweet ray I will change their ways, and

what they say, I’ll

Tell you now

What you make

What I feel

what the hay…

Like a foal,

kinda sick,

horribly…

anyway…

With my sweet ray I will stop the pain.

It won’t shoot frosting, or a fruit sauce,

that’s more Pinkie Pie,

I just hope there’s a way that I

can find a way to tell you, Dash

The way you make my heart beat fast

And we’ll change the hearts of ponykind

And then our love will biiiind-

That’s the plot, change the world

all I saught, remarkable

Love your coat

Dash: Huh?

OH! That float!  (*points at pinkie pie drinking a root beer float*)

anyhoof…

With my sweet ray I will shock